Things to ask your waitperson at a restaurant: — What wouldn’t you order here (seriously informative) — When do all the cool people show up? If they answer, “They’re here,” never come back. #life #food #restaurant
“When the dead spam, you must listen. Listen for the clues that tell you it’s a scam.” #writing #throwawayline
I miss programming in Pascal (no, not Turbo). Modula-1 and Oberon were cool, but I never really did mud with them. #proramming
“A book is a tasty treat for the mind.” #books #reading
Overheard: “What would you do with $20?” That opens up multiple avenues. #character #writing #prompt
Everyone deserves one good friend.
All set to write. #fountainpen.
When bad luck follows you, don’t let it catch up. #life
I think I deserve to eat something today. Time for food and free-writing.
Your life is a fairy tale. Not a Disney one, but one more like a Grimm one. #life
Ok personal stuff done.
Happy Mew Year for Cats Day Yes, it’s a thing.
Good morning. Eat healthy. Stay healthy. Drink water. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Plan for tomorrow: — Personal stuff — iOS — free-write — start transcribing “Man With All the Cards” — other stuff as time permits
Autocorect has no sensei of humor. #autocorrect #failure
I have said this umpteen times: autocorrect t is stupid. “Darth” not “Earth”
Earth Vader voice: If there is a sweet potato, where is the sour one?
“What this?” “It’s a Horshack Test.” … if you get it, you get it.
I try to learn so that I can be funny. I always seem to fail.
What will you do when the world ends?
“Think of a random number.” “No numbers are random if you think about them.”
Football (soccer) rules on ice should be a thing. #sport
Eagles seem to have fallen apart.
Someone just walked up to me and offered a slice of birthday cake. It’s not my birthday and I have no idea what is in it. Don’t worry about whether the glass is half full or empty. Worry about the unknown cake. #life
Just because it’s advertised and marketed doesn’t mean its worth buying or having. ancient proverb I just made up.