I’m off to Shore-Leave Con this morning. I’ll be reporting from there. #shorleavecon

Good morning. Enjoy the life you have. There are no guarantees of an afterlife, despite what you may have read. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Good news, everyone! Tomorrow is Friday.

I’m hoping Shore-Leave Con has a decent art show. I need something original. I won’t hold my breath. #art #shoreleavecon

Plan for tomorrow: Shore-Leave Con write/free-write as time allows.

Just went through the @shoreleavecon schedule. Some interesting bits and pieces. I hope the restaurant/bar is decent. #shorleavecon

So where you ever overqualified for a job for which you were hired?

Is peanut butter and jelly yogurt a thing?

Happy Pandemonium Day

It feels like I’m fighting allergies. Really? This time of year?

Editing and packing today.

Hm. Twitter seems to be down?

Good morning. Keep striving. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Good morning. Keep striving. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“It would be a real shame if something happened to your ice cream cone, like maybe someone ate it, now wouldn’t it? I could guarantee no one will eat it for say, a box of doughnuts.” #writing #throwawayline

Plan for tomorrow: edit plan take over the world if the stars align

I should be smart enough not to rely on autocorrect. So much for Apple’s neural net.

“What if there was a religion that promised paradise after you died, and granted complete forgiveness regardless of what you did in life. Wouldn’t you want to kill everyone while you were alive?” #writing

Screamwriting should be a thing. Yes, minty mind works on mysterious ways. #writing

Chocolate pecan pie.

Listening to people who know people who put sugar on spaghetti and tomato sauce. This is why the world is messed up.

“Just because you haven’t been convicted doesn’t mean you aren’t a criminal.” ancient proverb I just made up

Salmon BLT #food

Overheard: “I saved my butthole.” Weird people.

I like how autocorrect makes me look like an idiot. #autocorrect #failure