I like how autocorrect makes me look like an idiot. #autocorrect #failure

Feudal society was futile.

“Did you know you have a fish in your ear?” “Yes, it’s my herring aid.” #hhgttg @hnturtledove

Darth Vader voice: if he is the Sage, where is the Rosemary?

I don’t hate many things. I hate having to add stuff to a story I considered done. Yet, I will do it. #writing

“Don’t fear the reaper. Fear the harvester.”

Totally empty restaurant apart from the wait staff and myself. I guess I’m tipping huge today.

Just because you have limits doesn’t mean you can’t work around them. #life #success

This weekend will be different.

“How many friends is too much? How many is too little?” #writing

“A stranger hands you a lemon. You go out and kill your best friend. You wake up naked and alone on a bus. You flee the country only to be shot dead by a hunter. Life so far.” #writing #throwawayline

Why isn’t there a cool word that is the opposite of “gloaming”? #writing

First course. #food

Age is a filter. The older you get, the less you care about but the things you care about are more important. #life

“Don’t trip over the ball.”

I feel like I’ve been in a rut the past three years I’m not being as productive as I’d like to be.

Growing up, what board games did you play with your parents? Monopoly doesn’t count. Neither do card games. #gamedev #games

Decisions decisions.

Time to eat and do some free-writing.

Oh well. I had to dump the batch of saison. Something got into it and it turned the shocking pink of nerve toxin I’ve run into before. #beer

Half way through deconstructing my Watsonian novel. I’m still feelign good about this story. It does, however, have a ton of holes. Time for a break. #writing #editing

Happy Gruntled Workers Day

Another name for “influencer” is “salesperson”. #marketing #failure

Well, lookey there! The sun is out. Just don’t stare into the sun with your remaining eyeball.

Hello. Be genuine in your interaction with people. Time for the ceremonial coffee.