Next time you’re at a restaurant/bar and someone offers up their phone number for a rewards system, dial it as they are reciting the number. Tell them you’re from the restaurant/bar and tell them they have won. My mind works in mysterious ways…

Would I want to meet you in a dark alley?

I want to see Apple apply it’s much-vaunted neural engine to squash all email spam. Bayesian has its limits. Oh, and apply it consistently agarose all platforms. The current spam handling is pretty obnoxious. #ai #spam #email @tim_cook

Entropy: I’m sure many know what it is, but few realize how it affects you on a day to day basis. #life #physics

“Just because you can play ping-pong, doesn’t mean you can play tennis.” ancient proverb I just made up

Welcome the new year each and every day you wake up and are conscious. #life

Just ordered a Pico W. Not sure what I’ll do with it. I’m not really a hardware kind of guy, so microcontrollers aren’t my thing, apart from programming.

I’m really torn about going to @bouchercon this year. It may come down to a literal coin-flip. Anyone I know still going? #bouchercon #writing #author #mystery

Who would you kill if you could kill someone insignificant and get away with it? What would you gain? #writing

Urges are meant to be ignored. You can quote me. I don’t want/need to start a podcast.

“When a simple brick has more integrity than the people around you, you wonder.” #writing

Tomorrow, I’ll do a read-through of my Watsonian draft. It’s been a couple of years, and I’m sure it’s a mess of spaghetti and marina sauce mixed with boogers—my writing, not the paper it’s written on. #writing #watson #holmes

I brewed a lemon saison this morning. It’s chilling down while I eat. #beer

Time to eat some nachos

Happy Disobedience Day

OK. This short story is good to go out to #mdc3con tomorrow. Now I can start editing my Watsonian novel and continue on my WIP. #writing #editing

It’s still the weekend. Don’t forget to wind up your ducks.

It’s a soggy and gray morning. Today would be a good day to eat nachos.

Good morning, all. Don’t confuse a thought with what you think and feel about it. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

So what’s everyone doing tomorrow? I think I’ll brew a grapefruit saison.

Where do I get cronies?

Life doesn’t have to make sense. You do. #life

Just because you have a musical instrument doesn’t mean you can sing. #music

Dessert time.

Latest #applewatch beta is the worst. Lots of random events being triggered. And tap detaction is off. #ios #mac #apple