Corn juice should be a thing.
“His was a bulk that could not be ignored unless you’d seen Star Wars. Ben Folds Five had nothing on the back of his head.” #writing #throwawayline
Which was better: Mr T Mr Coffee
“If the moon is full, it’s six shots of tequila time.” #writing
Humor heals because it tells you you aren’t the only one in pain. #humor #life
“Penguins on the Moon” #title #writing #throwawayline
“His neck was a prune that had married a raisin overlayed on a stick figure. His head defied gravity.” #writing
A beer is called “Ultra” only when it is horribly bad. #marketing #beer
Honesty is about integrity. It’s not about consistency. #life
“Just because you’re a borderline psychopath doesn’t make you normal.”
Everyone I meet tells me they love my sense of humor. I feel they are lying. I don’t have one.
Squirrels have more fun.
People are nice if you avoid politics, religion, race, sex of any kind, finances, and the state of the world. If you keep the conversation to their pain and accomplishments, you’re safe.~
It’s amazing that developers still design games “that never end”. Life ends. So do their companies. As does interest in their game. It’s about the money. #gamedev #failure
“Take me to the river so I may drown.” #writing #throwawayline
Some people only follow and listen to famous people, celebrities. They don’t realize that everyone is a celebrity in their own mind and worth listening to until they prove otherwise. #life
So anyone going to @bouchercon ? Or am I the only one?
When you rip off the bandage make sure the blood doesn’t spray all over the walls.
If you can’t laugh at yourself someone else will. Do it first. #laugh #success
Have fun today. Windmill in the wind.
“I write not for fame or fortune, but for friends.” #writing
Nibbage. #fountainpen Play
Almost time… #fountainpen A and
When you see there is nothing for you, you are overlooking the obvious. #life
I’m having 3rd thoughts about going to @bouchercon. Just got an email telling me I’m on one of the panels. #writing