“That thread was enough to strangle him.” #writing #throwawayline

“The wine flowed. Everyone had a grand time. All except the one who had to drive.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people are so short, they could do well to stretch their legs.” #throwawayline

“When you want to write a heist book, you are stealing a trope.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore a snazzy outfit from the designer, ‘Ghar Baj’.” #writing #throwawayline

“My pet rock never gets old.” #writing #throwawayline

The lesser of two evils isn’t the quite the same as the fewer of two evils.” #writing #throwawayline #math #grammar

“Ever since I died, I’ve been happier than I have ever been.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was the grumpy old man who couldn’t yell at the kids because he lived in an apartment and had no lawn.” #writing #throwawayline

“If someone asks you a yes/no question, be the Oracle. Say something vague and let them make up their own answer. That will get you through most of life.” #writing #throwawayline #gamedev

“You should really write down the core rules to your life.” #writing #throwawayline

“Drunks of the earth have their own harmony.” #writing #throwawayline

“Ketchup, Catsup, Catch-up. Horseradish always wins the race.” #throwawayline

“Your life is out for delivery.” “You life has been mis-routed. Please contact your supplier to file a claim.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s the worst thing that can happen?” “I could be killed.” “We all die. Would you rather die being yourself or live a lie?” “I’d rather live a lie.” “Join the rest of humanity.” #writing #throwawayline

“Even his closest friends stayed away.” #writing #throwawayline

“Where’s Waldo?” “His body is in the freezer in the garage.” #writing #throwawayline

“Spock: Captain. He died by having a knife 3D printed inside him over a matter of several months using the transporter.” #writing #throwawayline

“‘There are things you weren’t meant to have: an opinion, belief, money, power, and anything else I don’t want you to have.’ — Dick Jesi III, Golden God Emperor” #writing #throwawayline

“He was the Terry Thomas of the modern age with Terry Thomas’ teeth but he wasn’t as humorous.” #writing #character #throwawayline

“Be grateful for your friends and frenemies. It’s the other ones you have to worry about.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was like the wall of an old abandoned building, plastered and painted.” #writing #throwawayline

“The light shimmered as if filtered through a gauze bandage. In fact, it was a giant solar sail powering a ship that would cause much bleeding to the planet’s inhabitants.” #writing #throwawayline

“When was the last time you married someone you loved? Lust has no place in marriage.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life is like a box of chocolates. Crusty-white and old.” #writing #throwawayline