“Life is quitting time.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’m in the no.” “Yes, you are.” #writing #throwawayline

“Few people, nowadays, remember the comedy team of the Marx brothers: Vladimir, Karl, Mao, and Tito.” #writing #throwawayline

“He cried, as an infant cries. Which was appropriate since he was an appropriated infant.” #writing #throwawayline

“Magicians are charlatans, because they have no source of power. That’s why sorcerer’s are to be taken seriously.” #writing #throwawayline

“The Reliquary of Endless Caffeine” #writing #throwawayline

“Put your nose to the litterbox.” #writing #throwawayline

“He rolled his Rs the way they rolled him as a drunk.” #writing #throwawayline

“You don’t have a wine cellar? Where do you bury the bodies?” #writong #throwawayline

“Life isn’t a joke. It’s just an endless roll of a D20.” #writing #throwawayline

“Thieves can’t die.” #writing #throwawayline

“She cracked her knuckles, staring at him. The pig didn’t survive.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was strange. But he wasn’t a doctor. He just enjoyed dead people more than he should.” #writing #throwawayline

“Rome was built in a day—just not an Earth day.” #writing #throwawayline

“The new year to begin soon. We all celebrate a new year, in hopes it will be better than the current one, when we should be preparing contingency plans in the even it will be worse than we can imagine. Hopes are made to be dashed., and often are.” #writing #throwawayline

“Through the years, as a chef, he became adept at stuffing turkeys. Unfortunately, they were living and he used old shoes.” #writing #throwawayline

“His parents didn’t want him to have a DeathStar so they gave him a toy boat that kept sinking.” #writing #throwawayline

“You are the artificial life you’ve always feared.” #writing #throwawayline

“She had a nose that curled up the way her nose did.” #writing #throwawayline #character

“I ate 144 cupcakes.” “Eew! That’s gross.” #writing #throwawayline

“I had twenty-three conversations today. All with myself.” #writing #throwawayline

“The first thing he wrote whenever he started was ‘The End’. That way, he could claim he finished a novel.” #writing #throwawayline

“What cathartic hobby do you have?” “Keeping people under my enormous ego.” #writing #throwawayline

“Just because you have an idea doesn’t mean it’s good. Of course, it’s your first one so that counts for something, I guess.” #writing #throwawayline

“Son, you aren’t perfect. No one thinks you are. That’s the problem. You think you are. Perfection, if there is such a thing, is in realizing you aren’t. If nothing else, it’s a step in the right direction.” #writing #throwawayline