“People talk about Hadrian’s Wall, but did you know there was a hall through it?”

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“Bck in my day, we had TVs. We didn’t have monitors that watched us. The TVs were fatter than our girlfriends and wives. Now…?”

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“He had a sticky Wicket. Blood does that.”

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“Slow and steady doesn’t win the race. Molasses never did.”

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“Think before you pester me again about killing you. I might just do it.”

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“Some days, it doesn’t pay to stay in bed—mostly work days.”

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“Be an inspiration, not an expiration.”

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“I don’t need to be a genius to be smart. I just need to be smarter than you.”

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“The reality of realty is as real as money.”

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“He was seduced by her words and fell prey to her wiles, not realizing she had neither.”

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