“Wait staff: Do you want to start a tab?”

“No. I’d like a Coke.”

If you get it, you’re old

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“He traveled all day just to encounter the knight.”

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“He breathed in the dust from the dry rocks around him. It brought back memories of Janice’s kisses.”

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“He had a birthday every year, wishing he were dead.”

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“He was a vampire. He was the President. Everyone hated him.”

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“Sometimes, I have to snark into a tissue.”

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“He was a struggling actor. That always happened when I bound and gagged one over a pool of acid.”

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“The more you shuffle your feet, the less stable the deck.”

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“There was blood where there shouldn’t have been and wasn’t before. That was the first sign that he was in trouble.”

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“Many called him amazing. He was a maze master, but he always got lost in a labyrinth.”

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