“When you are with someone, pretend they are a real person and treat them as such.”

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“The Lord of the Rings, The Ringmaster.”

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“There’s a hidden day between Tuesday and Wednesday known as Thrusday, but I always sleep right through it.”

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“I’d sell your soul, but no one would buy it.”

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“Journaling is useful for your kids to remind you of your life when your memory is gone.”

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“Her eyes lit up like stars. Her smile was a Christmas tree that had been too close to the fireplace.”

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“A dagger in the heart is worth two in the stomach.”

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“He ran everywhere. His middle name was ‘Diarrhea’. “

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“One nice thing about dying is you dont have to put up with people.”

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“You’re only as funny as you look.”

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