“Sometimes, I have to snark into a tissue.”

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“He was a struggling actor. That always happened when I bound and gagged one over a pool of acid.”

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“The more you shuffle your feet, the less stable the deck.”

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“There was blood where there shouldn’t have been and wasn’t before. That was the first sign that he was in trouble.”

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“Many called him amazing. He was a maze master, but he always got lost in a labyrinth.”

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“:He was born in the gutter and always felt flat. Bowling balls rolling over you did that to a person.”

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“He’s the face of the government. Just look at him.”

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“He thought out of th box and thought he was crackerjack.”

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“Laughter is contagious. That’s why clowns wear masks.”

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“The thing that makes books high-class is they are sold by the word rather than by the pound.”

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