“Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I’m beside myself.”

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“Deliver unto us, one pizza large with extra pineapple.”

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“The limousine of life is driven be a mobster.”

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“His epitaph read: He tried to jump the shark.”

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“The bigger you are, the harder you are to topple.”

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“Being a politician allows you to kill people by using the law.”

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“Baldrick’s Gate: A Blcakadder Adventure”

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“He bedraggled his jeans because he thought it would be cool.”

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“We hold a monthly meeting every week.”

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“He suffered from beer pressure.”

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