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“Life is full of f(x).”
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“Old people own old things. Old people like to be reminded of old times. They don’t like new-fangled ideas or kids on their lawn.”
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“Can I have a ginger ale, please?”
“We only have mary ann ale.”
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“Laughter isn’t medicine, If it were, we’d all be taking it.”
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“He was a great actor, which is why they always hired him to play dead bodies.”
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“Back in my day, everyone got a fairy godmother. Now? All we get is pizza delivery.”
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“She stared into my eyes. Her’s were limpid pools of something that resembled lime jello. I wondered how they’d taste.”
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“His voice dripped disgust as his saliva poured onto his sandwich as he worked to insult me.”
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“What’s the weirdest joke you’ve ever encountered?”
“You.”
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