“No one expects a masterpiece except the master.”

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“It was the witching hour, 2:27PM.”

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“Life is a joke you play on yourself.”

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Cool! Sold a copy to someone who saw the book next to me. Having one of my books when I go somewhere usually starts conversations and sells.

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Lunch work area today.

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“We live in an absurdist society.”

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“When life hands you lemons ask, ‘What’s the catch?’”

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“Sometimes the slop you throw together makes sense, but it’s still slop that makes sense.”

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“He baked doughnuts stuffed with the entrails of those he despised.”

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“I was told he was one of the nicest men.”

“A rare breed, indeed.”

“Too bad they don’t reproduce.”

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